20.4.04

Menestyksen salaisuus?

Olet varmaan kuullut vaadittavan 110%:sta suoritusta? Jotkut jopa väittävät, että ovat antaneet yli 100%.

Mirror - iblog paljastaa miten se on matemaattisesti mahdollista:

"Do you know what it means to give 100%? Yeah. So, what does it mean to give more than a 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How do you go about about achieving 103%?
Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were represented as numbers: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 2122 23 24 25 26...
THEN...
H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K
WOULD BE: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
AND,
K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%)
BUT,
A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%)
HOWEVER...
B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%)
And, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A - S - S - K - I - S - S - I - N - G (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%).

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there...it's Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top"

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